Wot no proof reading ?
Vodafone spammed me recently with an SMS offer of free gift, so I took them up on it and found out I could pick from a selection of the usual magazine subscriptions, discount coupons, etc, but the one that took my fancy was to have a couple of trees planted by a conservation group somewhere in Australia (I presume).
Then the automatic email arrived to confirm it, saying:
Your chosen gift, Two tress planted on your behalf will be in your hands within the next two weeks.
So if a delivery driver turns up with two long pieces of hair to plant on me I’ll know it wasn’t just an unfortunately worded typo.. 
July 15th, 2007 at 2:10 am
What does it mean to have two trees planted somewhere being delivered to you?