An alternative American election capitulation speech..

Oops, missed this for a week..

Thanks to Phillip who posted a link to this rather amusing captiulation speech in a comment to a previous article.

Some of the comments are fun too, I liked:

Please, blue states, please, when you secede: allow those of us stuck in red states to apply for political asylum.


My son saw a red/blue map by county in Newsweek, and was depressed, as I was. Then, I noted that if you superimpose a satellite picture of the US over the red/blue map by county, the areas that are lit up were all against Bush. Some real symbolism there. The dark, empty expanses were what out weighed the points of light.