An alternative American election capitulation speech..

Oops, missed this for a week..

Thanks to Phillip who posted a link to this rather amusing captiulation speech in a comment to a previous article.

Some of the comments are fun too, I liked:

Please, blue states, please, when you secede: allow those of us stuck in red states to apply for political asylum.


My son saw a red/blue map by county in Newsweek, and was depressed, as I was. Then, I noted that if you superimpose a satellite picture of the US over the red/blue map by county, the areas that are lit up were all against Bush. Some real symbolism there. The dark, empty expanses were what out weighed the points of light.

Leave a Reply