Touched By His Noodly Appendage

Via Alec Muffett.

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

Hmm, perhaps this is the opposite number of Cthulhu? They could be related too. I mean, look at the tentacles!