Back from LCA!

Well, we’re back from Canberra and LCA 2005 went really well, and I even survived presenting at the Clustering Mini-Conference which was worth the trip in itself.

Anyway, no time to write more at the moment, been very busy fixing up the new mailsystem on one of these (with 128MB RAM and a 40GB hard disk) running Gentoo Linux using Maia Mailguard to control Amavisd-new with SpamAssassin and Clam Anti-Virus.

Just wish I’d been able to afford the model with 256MB when I’d bought it!

United Revised Church Of Google

I’ve been bouncing the idea of a Church of Google around at work for a while now, but of course consulting Google itself leads me to the knowledge that I am not innovating (again). There is already a Church of Google, but they hide away on Orkut, shame on them!

I hereby declare that there has been a schism, and the Church of Google has forked. We now have the United Revised Church Of Google (URCOG) (v0.42beta)!

All you need to do is:

  • Be faithful to Google
  • Blog occasionally about how Google has helped you in your life

In the meantime here are some a collection of deep and/or silly thoughts in relation to Google from 2003 from Philipp Lenssen’s blog coverage of Google..

MG-Rover Calls in the Receivers

Just got a news email from the BBC saying that MG-Rover, the last big British car firm, has had to call in the receivers when a deal with a Chinese car company fell through due to uncertainty over a UK government bridging loan. Sad news, I hope something can be salvaged to keep it going.

The Morgan Motor Company in Malvern, where I used to work, still seems to be going strong with a waiting list of 12 months from ordering a car from them. They make lovely cars..

New Google Drink

Google Gulp:

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it’s low in carbs!

🙂