From the front page of the website of the Australian satirical magazine Chaser who do the occasional forays into TV with CNNNN and “The Chaser Decides”.
There’s a lot more than just this quote there. 🙂
If any part of The Chaser causes disagreement between you and any other person, the editors recommend that disputes be resolved without recourse to violence. If a dispute concerning a Chaser article cannot be resolved without physical aggression, combatants are advised to fight only at locations that have valid and paid-up public liability insurance and/or in playgrounds administered by the Department of Education or other public body. Fights should be conducted in the presence of a qualified referee and with medical help readily available. No biting, scratching, blows below the belt or nipple cripples.