A Legal Python Moment

Wonderful repartee courtesy of David Starkoff.

KIRBY J: By the way, is that the form of the State search warrant? I mean, does it still look like that? It is such a tacky little piece of paper. I mean, if somebody presented you with a piece of paper like that that looks for all the world like the roneoed law school notes that I used to receive 40 years ago, you would not take it seriously. It does not even have the State coat of arms on it.

It continues whimsically in that form, worth a read..

XFS, JFS and ZFS/FUSE Benchmarks on Ubuntu Feisty Fawn

Having upgraded to the Feisty beta I thought it would be fun to see what (if any) affect it had on filesystem performance (especially given my previous aide memoir).

For these tests I stuck to my 3 favourites, JFS (from IBM), XFS (from SGI) and ZFS (from Sun, ported to Linux using FUSE by Ricardo Correia due to Sun’s GPL-incompatible license). This is a follow on from a slew of earlier ZFS & XFS benchmarking I did reported on previously (( here, here, here and here )).

Summary: for Bonnie++ JFS is fastest, XFS next fastest and ZFS slowest and Feisty made XFS and ZFS go faster (didn’t record my previous JFS results sadly).

The fact that ZFS is slowest of the three is not surprising as the Linux FUSE port hasn’t yet been optimised (Ricardo is concentrating on just getting it running) and is also hampered by running in user space. That said it still manages a respectable speed on this hardware and does have useful functionality that makes it useful to me.

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Three Dead in Traffic Accident and Fire in Burnley Tunnel in Melbourne (Update #3)

Bad news, many sources are reporting that three people have died in an accident that caused an explosion in the Burnley Tunnel in Melbourne. Traffic around VPAC is very heavy as people are diverted.

Major incident: Smoke is billowing from the Burnley Tunnel in Melbourne. (ABC News)
Photo Caption: Major incident: Smoke is billowing from the Burnley Tunnel in Melbourne. (ABC News)

The Herald Sun is saying there could be more fatalities (update 3: police later confirmed 3 dead).

VicRoads has information on diversions and a warning that traffic is very heavy and the notice that:

Access to the Latest Traffic and Road Conditions information may be slow or unavailable due to the number of enquiries.

The VicRoads Traffic Viewer is currently alternating between runtime errors and being unreachable.

Update 2:

ABC are reporting that:

Police say there was a pile-up after a vehicle crashed into a broken-down truck, then burst into flames.

Police have said “We don’t even know what type of vehicle is involved in one occasion, it is so badly damaged” and “There are vehicles down there that are literally balls of metal“.

Police say there was a pile-up after a vehicle crashed into a broken-down truck. (ABC News)

Update 3:

Police have confirmed 3 dead:

The names of the victims have not been released but police say they were a 51-year-old Essendon man who was driving a van, a 37-year-old man from Sandringham who died in his ute, and a 34-year-old man from Sunbury who was killed in his car.

Blair “disingenous” over the misuse of intelligence about Iraq

According to this BBC report in the run up to the Iraq war the UK’s Secret Intelligence Service (often mis-identified as MI6) was open within UK government circles about their lack of knowledge of what was going on in Iraq.

When Lord Butler spoke in the House of Lords in February 2007 he quoted from an intelligence report dated 22nd August 2002 which said:

we … know little about Iraq’s chemical and biological weapons work since late 1988

Pretty concise and easy to understand you would have thought – and yet somehow over the next month that got spun into “extensive, detailed and authoritative” intelligence when Tony Blair reported it to the House of Commons on the 24th September 2002.

I am aware, of course, that people will have to take elements of this on the good faith of our intelligence services, but this is what they are telling me, the British Prime Minister, and my senior colleagues. The intelligence picture that they paint is one accumulated over the last four years. It is extensive, detailed and authoritative. It concludes that Iraq has chemical and biological weapons, that Saddam has continued to produce them, that he has existing and active military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons, which could be activated within 45 minutes, including against his own Shia population, and that he is actively trying to acquire nuclear weapons capability.

So much for good faith. Lord Butler called Blair “disingenuous” for that abuse of intelligence, and goes on to say:

Those words could simply not have been justified by the material that the intelligence community provided to him.

So by misrepresenting what the intelligence community said he has completely blown the chance of people in future believing real reports of danger that come via those agencies. So Blair, Bush and Howard have become “the boys that cried wolf” and we are all less safe for it.

Consumer driven climate change

Our good friend Chris Borthwick has had himself a blog since 2004, helpfully entitled “A live toad every morning“, and catching up on which I came across this observation..

One effect of global warming is that the seasons are beginning earlier each year. As one sign of this, I saw a display of hot cross buns for sale in Coles on Wednesday, January 3rd รขโ‚ฌโ€œ at least two weeks earlier than last year.

Wales 27 – England 18

Well there was me thinking we were going to get the wooden spoon after Wales lost their first 4 matches in the Six Nations, but they’ve managed to avoid that by beating the old enemy, England, 27-18! Our fly half (James Hook) managed to score 22 of those 27 points.

James Hook dominated the match at fly-half for Wales. (image from BBC News)

Would have been nicer to have won a few more matches along the way, but at least it’s not a whitewash (especially given that 74,500 people were watching in the ground). ๐Ÿ™‚

Up On The Roof – and stuck there!

Another “oops” moment..

A 91 year old man in Magdeburg, Germany, was trying to fix his roof with bitumen when passers by started to get the wrong idea and thought he was going to jump. Unfortunately whilst they called the police he fell backwards onto the roof. The police said:

When we got there, he was like a beetle on its back, with his arms and legs sprawled out and completely glued to the roof.

Fortunately the local fire service rescued him and he was unhurt but in need of a laundry service..

Mind you, I’m seriously impressed that someone of that age would be out doing DIY on their own roof! Good on ya!

Novel Diplomatic Gag

Err.. from a BBC News story..

Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear. Reports say he was able to identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.

The Israeli foreign ministry spokesperson had a very, umm, diplomatic reaction..

We’re talking about behaviour that is unbecoming of a diplomat

Mind you, it could have been much more serious for him..

Thanks to Rich for the link..

Cray 1 Review

For those into retro computing here is a great bit of nostalgia, a 1979 Popular Science review of Seymour Cray‘s Cray-1 SuperComputer.

Incredible Cray-1 cruises at 80 million operations a second

At US $8,000,000 that was $100K per MIP, or 17 MegaFlops per US$1M (( it was rated around 250 MFlops, but that was with very tuned code, usually it could do about 136 Mflops according to the Wikipedia article )). ๐Ÿ™‚

As the introduction to the blog post says, “a Pentium 4 2.8ghz can hit about 2.5 GFLOP/s“, or just under 20 times the speed. For some reason I’m reminded of Ozymandias.

Lichtenstein Accidentally Invaded by Switzerland

A training exercise for Swiss infantry turned into an accidental invasion of Lichtenstein, according to this BBC article:

A 171-strong Swiss company got two kilometres into its neighbour before realising the mistake and heading back. […] The company commander led his men in the wrong direction in bad weather but gave the immediate order to return when realising the error.

Oops.. ๐Ÿ™‚